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[toothaches]

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<clevergirl>

[foolishwren]

did ur hair rly become green beans i have 2 kno

<ahorse2water>

[toothaches]

NO!!! ITS NASTY GRASS LIKE EVERY OTHER KELPY

<clevergirl>

[foolishwren]

but see i was rite about it bein a plant

<ahorse2water>

[toothaches]

i sewar 2 god if i find out what you look like im gonna eat you

if we have to eat people it might as well be you!!!!

<clevergirl>

[foolishwren]

cant eat me im a bear

i eat ponies 4 breakfast

_{[On the internet, no one knows you're lying about what kind of monster you are.]}

<ahorse2water>

[toothaches]

I WILLE AT U IF I HAVE TO EAT YOU ONE BONE AT A TIME!!!!!!!!

<clevergirl>

[foolishwren]

umwow ur dum dont u kno that bears dont have bones??

_{[On the internet, NO ONE KNOWS YOU'RE SPREADING FALSE INFORMATION ABOUT BEARS]}

<ahorse2water>

[toothaches]

um!!!

actually!!!!

one of my friends is a bear and she super has bones so

nice try

im gonna make stew out of yours just like mom used to make

<clevergirl>

[foolishwren]

well ur friend must b a genetic anomaly bcuz i definitely dont have bones

gonna slither under ur door in hte night and chew on ur hoofs

<ahorse2water>

[toothaches]

i dont even have hoofes!!!

or a door!

i dont even know why im talking to you!!

<clevergirl>

[foolishwren]

bcuz its 5 in the morning and u obviously hav nothing better 2 do

how the fuck can u b a horse without hoofs

<ahorse2water>

[toothaches]

im a freak

_{[If this boneless bear could spout nonsense so could he!]}

the fever melted them

<clevergirl>

[foolishwren]

usually when i have a fever my feet get cold not hot

<ahorse2water>

[toothaches]

same but this is a super fever

you know what

your probably not even real!

<clevergirl>

[foolishwren]

damn u got me

im a figment of ur imagination

<ahorse2water>

[toothaches]

figment why cant u just be nice im a nice guy why cant nice things just happen to me

<clevergirl>

[foolishwren]

bcuz u touch urself @ nite

<ahorse2water>

[toothaches]

I HVNT HAD A BONER IN ALMOST A YEAR WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN I FINALLY GOT IT WORKING AGAIN!!!!!

<clevergirl>

[foolishwren]

i mean the 4th god definitely watches u thru ur computer so he Knows

just sayin

<ahorse2water>

[toothaches]

who???????????

_{[Are they about to have a jesus argument on monster facebook.]}

<clevergirl>

[foolishwren]

U KNO!!!!

THE PINBALL GUY

_{[At least he doesn't have to worry about her proselytizing at him, she hates all those fuckers.]}

<ahorse2water>

[toothaches]

i have no idea what you are talking about imaginary bear dude

you mean like the song pinballwziard??

<clevergirl>

[foolishwren]

has no 1 seriously told u about the gods here