Maurice Hutch (OC) (
toothaches) wrote2017-10-06 05:07 am
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cw: snake dining
Of course no matter how good things are, there is still the unpleasantness of hunger. After two years he's become accustomed to the regular gnawing feeling and the insistent reminders from the foreign instinct he's dubbed his 'snake brain'. He doesn't like to think that killing people has become routine, but... killing people has become routine. It's had to for him to be able to keep doing it without losing his mind completely. He has to eat to live. He has to eat to keep in control of himself. It's not a wholly-evil act.
It's easiest by the water. Any human foolhardy enough to go down to the lake in the dark, alone, must know and accept the risks. It's not difficult to keep watch on the shore and intercept would-be fishermen before they can even cast off properly. Here in the dark and far from the city he doesn't have to worry about being interrupted when he's got a full-grown human halfway down his throat.
Usually. Usually he doesn't have to worry about that.
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Rain. Something it hadn't done in a while, not really since winter set in right and proper. Maurice was starting to feel a weird nagging feeling--a different one from the budding hunger that had sprouted in the back of his head. He needed to be near water. The hotel room tub just didn't do it for him, even now that he could properly fit in it. He hand't been this thin since he was eighteen years old and he wished he felt better about it. Instead when he saw himself in shop windows, he saw a stranger with loose skin and baggy eyes.
He needed to get out of the city.
And so he walked, shoulders hunched, arms wrapped around himself, boots dragging in the slush one foot in front of the other. And he walked that way for...he couldn't even remember. He didn't even remember what day he'd set out. If Ryslig birthed zombies, he would have been a dead ringer for one as his shuffling footfalls echoed across the lake's surface. Maurice's ears twitched at the sound of birds. He hadn't realized he'd been missing that in Bavan. The trees smelled nice--damp bark, decaying leaves. Maybe this was where he was meant to be.
Then he rounded a large birch that leaned over the water's edge and beheld...some bullshit.
For the first time in months, Maurice Hutch's ears stood STRAIGHT UP and he let out a little squealing snort. It actually took him several hot seconds to process what he was seeing. Maybe if Fiddleford's head was more snake-like and less human-like, it'd be easier to digest. Haha. But no. The Kelpie froze with his breath caught in his throat.
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In the absence of any sort of ability to explain or reassure vocally, he holds up a hand in a way that might be meant to communicate 'it's okay, you're not next' or maybe just 'hold on a second my mouth is full'.
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So normal.
So out of place.
Just some fucko in glasses eatin' a dude in the woods. Just like Jhonez cooly adjusting his stupid glasses on public television as though he hadn't stabbed Maurice eight times. Some hair thin filament somewhere inside Maurice broke in two with a delicate ping sound.
In a fluid motion, Maurice whipped out a green arm, wrapped his fingers around the point of a cypress knee, and snapped it off to form a long, cruel club.
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There's nothing for it. He's too vulnerable as he is right now. He has to start horking down his dinner faster than he's really comfortable with, which probably just makes the whole thing that much less pleasant to look at. He lifts his upper body a little and tips his head back, hoping gravity will help. It did once before. It's a little like watching a terrible bird try to knock back two whole baguettes.
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BOSS
BOSSEROONIE
I KNOW UR THERE BOSS
[... yeah she's trying to text Greed for something really stupid, like another plea for permission to use dry ice again.]
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o shit lol ur not the boss
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no im the hoss
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[There's no one else at the bar to bother because everyone is either out or Too Drunk to Talk.]
[Y'all know what that means.]
do u think fairies have feelings
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[However, a familiar name flashes on his device and he starts to feel his blood boil. However he isn't instantly met with an insult. Weird.]
um??? yes???? I saw a bug dude say ow like last week
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no i mean like did u ever read peter pan
like the original 1
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i saw the movie tho
why are you talking about this to me? what do you WANT
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they can only feel 1 thing at a time
like i just wonder if thats a thing here i dont know any fairies
[She does not answer his question.]
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You Can Lead a Horse to Water {closed to Lup}
[Unfortunately, or perhaps fortunately, he hadn't really had the gumption to see for himself until now. He didn't have any gills that he knew of, and breathing in and out didn't feel any different than from when he was a human. So...how?]
[How was he going to find out?]
[In private of coarse! He didn't have a tub in the little flat Korra's housing provided him--just a shower. And it was a nice shower, but he felt it wouldn't really provide the Kelpie Experience. Plus, if he drowned in there, someone might find him and he just could NOT be the kelpie that drowned. If he died, nobody would know about it and he certainly wouldn't say anything once he popped back up.]
[This led him to the great outdoors. Not too far away from Fiddleford and Marco's modest dwelling, Maurice found himself at the edge of a boggy oxbow. Insects swarmed the reeds and frogs called from the far bank. The sun made the place hazy--a great place to get in touch with his monstery side. Or at least drown in private if it went wrong.]
[Maurice found it was always best to expect the worst, that way you were either always right or pleasantly surprised. He'd left his shirt hanging on a low branch because he didn't want to ruin it--he'd decorated the front of it himself. In messy letters, the shirt read: THATS HOW IT IS IN THIS BITCH OF A WORLD. He couldn't wait for Mason to see it. It was her quote after all.]
[The kelpie waded one dainty hoof after the other into the shallows with his arms out. So far so good... And then something weird happened in his brain and he picked up a hoof and brought it down again, making a huge splash. Then again. And again.]
Ahuhuhuh...hahahah!
[Thanks horse brain.]
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The lake between the Bluejeans-Taaco farm and the McGucket-Evangelisti residence is the favorite hangout of both families, usually together on the better weather days, Barry and Marco out in the lake proper while the three snakes sunbathe in a pile on their favorite log. Today, however, the nerds are in the lab for work and Taako hasn't done the slither of shame home quite yet, so it's just Lup out there in the sun, the impressive length of her body both stretched out and coiled around the thick log, the very end of her tail submerged into the water.
She's napping when Maurice's whinnying echoes out just enough to rouse her. Her ears twitch, all too irritated at the interruption, but all it takes is for her to roll onto her belly and sweep her gaze across the shoreline of the lake. Not too far off, there's her second favorite horse-man, stomping his hooves and splashing around like a foal.]
Hey - [Lup curls her palm around her mouth, so her already loud voice amplifies, lips curling into a grin.]
Do you have a permit for that or what?
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[He does a little skip-jump of surprise and ends up tottering backwards onto his ass in the shallows. WHo--]
[The kelpie's ears instantly flatten against his skull and his chin tips upwards. IT WAS THAT SCARY LADY. He recognizes that pattern of autumn fire from all the way over here.]
[But...he didn't have a permit for that. Shame forced heat up into his face and the insides of his ears as he started to struggle to his hooves.]
I didn't--didn't know this was private property! Sorry!
[Just gonna pretend she didn't see all that.]
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Too bad Lup's natural reaction to cuteness is just to throw her head back and laugh, loud and unrestrained, skinny shoulders trembling from the force of her laughter.]
I'm kiddin', goobus. Trust me, even if we owned this whole damn lake, I'd let a handsome horse like you in. Gotta keep the eye candy around, my guy.
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[Maurice feels sort of like he's been caught on one of those candid camera shows. Him? Eye candy? Her tone was so hard for him to puzzle out. She'd been just as confusing back at the hospital.]
[At least she wasn't mad!]
It's--nice weather huh? Good for a-- a swim?
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do u everr wonder if
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[SOMEONE HAS BEEN DRINKING A LOT SINCE RETURNING FROM HER iMPROMTU CHILDHOOD]
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what r u in hte middle of
wouldnt it b fucking hilarious if like u were on the toilet right when i sent that message like lol would that b a coincidence or what
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