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Maurice Hutch (OC) ([personal profile] toothaches) wrote2017-10-06 05:07 am
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terribibble: (do you like how i express myself)

cw: snake dining

[personal profile] terribibble 2017-12-27 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
Things have been going well for Fiddleford lately. Incredibly well, in fact. He's fully untangled himself from the second cult he's found himself at the helm of, he's started seeing a doctor for the mess that is his head, and things have never been better with his boyfriend. Fiancé. That still doesn't feel quite real.

Of course no matter how good things are, there is still the unpleasantness of hunger. After two years he's become accustomed to the regular gnawing feeling and the insistent reminders from the foreign instinct he's dubbed his 'snake brain'. He doesn't like to think that killing people has become routine, but... killing people has become routine. It's had to for him to be able to keep doing it without losing his mind completely. He has to eat to live. He has to eat to keep in control of himself. It's not a wholly-evil act.

It's easiest by the water. Any human foolhardy enough to go down to the lake in the dark, alone, must know and accept the risks. It's not difficult to keep watch on the shore and intercept would-be fishermen before they can even cast off properly. Here in the dark and far from the city he doesn't have to worry about being interrupted when he's got a full-grown human halfway down his throat.

Usually. Usually he doesn't have to worry about that.
terribibble: (a little bit nauseous)

[personal profile] terribibble 2018-01-07 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
It's probably a good thing that Fiddleford lost the lights that used to shine from his body when he cut his Arcade keycard in half, because when his slitted pupils snap toward the source of that snort they aren't accompanied by an eerie blue glow. This is already a disturbing enough image as it is, and he knows that, which is why he makes a sort of distressed gurgle around the legs sticking out of his bizarrely contorted face. He's never actually seen what it looks like when he does the whole 'unhinge your jaw and butterfly open your ribs and swallow a whole human' trick and he doesn't ever really want to, but he has to imagine it's very unfun to see without warning.

In the absence of any sort of ability to explain or reassure vocally, he holds up a hand in a way that might be meant to communicate 'it's okay, you're not next' or maybe just 'hold on a second my mouth is full'.
terribibble: (my christ this is a bad angle)

[personal profile] terribibble 2018-01-08 10:57 am (UTC)(link)
Haha. Oh boy. He kind of figured maybe someone who is definitely not human would understand, even if it's not a pretty picture and even if he hates it too on a fundamental level. He instinctively parses that club for what it is and lets out an even more distressed gurgle than before. His tail starts to coil up behind him, like the snakier half of him thinks he might have to strike even though the human half of him isn't really equipped at the moment.

There's nothing for it. He's too vulnerable as he is right now. He has to start horking down his dinner faster than he's really comfortable with, which probably just makes the whole thing that much less pleasant to look at. He lifts his upper body a little and tips his head back, hoping gravity will help. It did once before. It's a little like watching a terrible bird try to knock back two whole baguettes.
foolishwren: me: *makes fun of the typo, repeats the typo for the next ten minutes straight, makes puns based on the typo, names my firstborn after the typo* (friend: *makes a typo*)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2018-01-08 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
HEY BOSSMAN

BOSS


BOSSEROONIE







I KNOW UR THERE BOSS


[... yeah she's trying to text Greed for something really stupid, like another plea for permission to use dry ice again.]
foolishwren: what if i just lost my shit the entirety of it (what if i just lost it)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2018-01-08 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
[There is a long, long pause.]






























o shit lol ur not the boss
foolishwren: and the other in a Hello Kitty roller skate (I've got one foot in the darkness)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2018-01-08 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
i dont kno any of those

who r u

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foolishwren: what if i just lost my shit the entirety of it (what if i just lost it)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2018-03-05 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
[It's late at night.]

[There's no one else at the bar to bother because everyone is either out or Too Drunk to Talk.]

[Y'all know what that means.]


do u think fairies have feelings
foolishwren: uguu (do u think i'm kawaii)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2018-03-05 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Maurice you are now the receptacle of all of Heather's inebriated night-blogging thoughts.]

no i mean like did u ever read peter pan

like the original 1
foolishwren: then why can i feel them in my heart?? (if aliens arent real...)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2018-03-05 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
u kno the whole thing where theyr like

they can only feel 1 thing at a time

like i just wonder if thats a thing here i dont know any fairies


[She does not answer his question.]

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[personal profile] restinglichface 2019-06-02 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Should have checked in on Fiddleford and Marco's closest neighbors, boyo.

The lake between the Bluejeans-Taaco farm and the McGucket-Evangelisti residence is the favorite hangout of both families, usually together on the better weather days, Barry and Marco out in the lake proper while the three snakes sunbathe in a pile on their favorite log. Today, however, the nerds are in the lab for work and Taako hasn't done the slither of shame home quite yet, so it's just Lup out there in the sun, the impressive length of her body both stretched out and coiled around the thick log, the very end of her tail submerged into the water.

She's napping when Maurice's whinnying echoes out just enough to rouse her. Her ears twitch, all too irritated at the interruption, but all it takes is for her to roll onto her belly and sweep her gaze across the shoreline of the lake. Not too far off, there's her second favorite horse-man, stomping his hooves and splashing around like a foal.]


Hey - [Lup curls her palm around her mouth, so her already loud voice amplifies, lips curling into a grin.]

Do you have a permit for that or what?
restinglichface: cornbone its a hot dog (corn on the cob but instead of the)

[personal profile] restinglichface 2019-06-08 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh no, that's cute.

Too bad Lup's natural reaction to cuteness is just to throw her head back and laugh, loud and unrestrained, skinny shoulders trembling from the force of her laughter.]


I'm kiddin', goobus. Trust me, even if we owned this whole damn lake, I'd let a handsome horse like you in. Gotta keep the eye candy around, my guy.

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foolishwren: whud (WHUD)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2019-09-03 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
hey

do u everr wonder if

uhhhhh

a gargoyl ever turned 2 stone like mid shit


[SOMEONE HAS BEEN DRINKING A LOT SINCE RETURNING FROM HER iMPROMTU CHILDHOOD]
foolishwren: we're REALLY in it now... (oh Grug...)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2019-09-03 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
like does the shit turn 2 stone too or what
foolishwren: me realizing that 'boobytrap' spelled backwards is 'partyboob' (pictured:)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2019-09-03 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
o

what r u in hte middle of





wouldnt it b fucking hilarious if like u were on the toilet right when i sent that message like lol would that b a coincidence or what

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