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Maurice Hutch (OC) ([personal profile] toothaches) wrote2017-10-06 05:07 am
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toothaches: by Zyden@DA (ryslig: grit your teeth)

< ahorse2water >

[personal profile] toothaches 2019-09-03 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
im used to being nocturnal ok!!!

why dont you go ask a gargoyle!b leave me alone!


[And for a long while he doesnt send anything else.]

how many rocks have you kicked at night that were secretly gargoyle turds
foolishwren: me realizing that 'boobytrap' spelled backwards is 'partyboob' (pictured:)

<uglyduckling>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2019-09-03 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
jeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzz fine b like that


[BUT THEN! HE'S BACK!]

[SHE KNEW HE COULDNT RESIST]

no but like

wouldnt they turn in

woudln




at night wouldnt they turn back in2

l;fkdg;
toothaches: by Zyden@DA (ryslig: grin and bear it)

< ahorse2water >

[personal profile] toothaches 2019-09-03 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
what no?

gargoyles change into stone at night


[Hanging out with Lup has taught him how to FIGHT BACK. Just a little bit.]
foolishwren: i was sitting there for a good five minutes going, “no. no. they wouldn’t have called a kids film ‘big fucking giant.’ would they? would they?” (I forgot what "BFG" stood for)

<uglyduckling>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2019-09-03 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
hwat

no way

ive met cargoyles at nite

[She definitely just spelled 'gargoyles' wrong.]
toothaches: by Zyden@DA (ryslig: grin and bear it)

< ahorse2water >

[personal profile] toothaches 2019-09-03 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
probably like a long time ago

they change at night now its sad

its been like that for a while now
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)

<uglyduckling>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2019-09-03 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
[DUDE SHES SO DRUNK YOU CANT MESS WITH HER LIKE THIS]

what

no

thats


no
toothaches: by Zyden@DA (ryslig: nothing is real anyway)

< ahorse2water >

[personal profile] toothaches 2019-09-03 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ This 'werebear' has harassed him for over a year. He can fuck with her if he wants! ]

yeah!! i move heavy stuff for a living and now i do it a lot in the evenings cause all the dragon people are fuckin statues

you didnt know????
foolishwren: whud (WHUD)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2019-09-03 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
no way

i had a garg customerrr com in just hte other day

nite


this is fucked upppppppppppppppppppppp
toothaches: by Zyden@DA (ryslig: grin and bear it)

< ahorse2water >

[personal profile] toothaches 2019-09-03 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
are you sure

he might have been a fucked up troll or something you know how people can get wingds and shit

omg i could get wings I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT THAT

HEY WEREBEAR IM GONNA COMME DROP OUT HTE SCKY AND KICK YOUR ASS HAHAHAHAHHA
foolishwren: as i was, you shall be (Default)

<uglyduckling>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2019-09-03 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
[For just a second, she completely forgets that she told him she was a werebear.]

i already have wings???????????

[And then she remembers.]

im like dumbo but a bear
toothaches: by Zyden@DA (ryslig: nothing is real anyway)

< ahorse2water >

[personal profile] toothaches 2019-09-03 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
haha

now i know what you look like

your doom is incoming. im gonna bury you in gargoyle turds
foolishwren: what if i just lost my shit the entirety of it (what if i just lost it)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2019-10-17 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
wont ppl ask about the turds

wont they be like

hey greenbean y do u have so many gargoyle turds

what will u tell them
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