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Maurice Hutch (OC) ([personal profile] toothaches) wrote2017-10-06 05:07 am
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<hutch77> hello? hello???


foolishwren: me: *makes fun of the typo, repeats the typo for the next ten minutes straight, makes puns based on the typo, names my firstborn after the typo* (friend: *makes a typo*)

<clevergirl>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2018-01-08 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
OH SHIT ITS U LOL



GREENBEAN
foolishwren: I FOUND A STASH OF FUCKS TO GIVE THAT I'D FORGOTTEN ABOUT (OMG YOU GUYS LOOK)

<clevergirl>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2018-01-08 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
did ur hair rly become green beans i have 2 kno
foolishwren: there is definitely something wrong with me (i wouldn't say i'm QUIRKY but)

<clevergirl>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2018-01-08 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
but see i was rite about it bein a plant
foolishwren: but do i have a good personality? also no. (am i cute? no.)

<clevergirl>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2018-01-08 09:59 am (UTC)(link)
cant eat me im a bear

i eat ponies 4 breakfast


[On the internet, no one knows you're lying about what kind of monster you are.]
foolishwren: YA GIRL... (HEY DEMONS IT'S ME...)

<clevergirl>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2018-01-08 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
umwow ur dum dont u kno that bears dont have bones??

[On the internet, NO ONE KNOWS YOU'RE SPREADING FALSE INFORMATION ABOUT BEARS]
foolishwren: *morphs into an ordinary fist-sized onion and never morphs back* (hey IDIOTS... watch THIS.)

<clevergirl>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2018-01-08 10:14 am (UTC)(link)
well ur friend must b a genetic anomaly bcuz i definitely dont have bones

gonna slither under ur door in hte night and chew on ur hoofs
foolishwren: new horrorterrors just dropped!! (BABE wake up!!!)

<clevergirl>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2018-01-08 10:25 am (UTC)(link)
bcuz its 5 in the morning and u obviously hav nothing better 2 do

how the fuck can u b a horse without hoofs
foolishwren: what if i just lost my shit the entirety of it (what if i just lost it)

<clevergirl>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2018-01-12 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
usually when i have a fever my feet get cold not hot
foolishwren: one day I just decided to cut all the sleeves off my shirts and now im gay (haha idk man)

<clevergirl>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2018-01-15 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
damn u got me

im a figment of ur imagination
foolishwren: there is definitely something wrong with me (i wouldn't say i'm QUIRKY but)

<clevergirl>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2018-01-17 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
bcuz u touch urself @ nite
foolishwren: What is this, FAIL DAY?! (aw come on REALLY?)

<clevergirl>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2018-01-20 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
i mean the 4th god definitely watches u thru ur computer so he Knows

just sayin
foolishwren: Or do you just rip a hole in your chest and let the locusts fly randomly into the keyboard? (do you like... THINK before you type?)

<clevergirl>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2018-01-23 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
U KNO!!!!

THE PINBALL GUY


[At least he doesn't have to worry about her proselytizing at him, she hates all those fuckers.]
foolishwren: i was sitting there for a good five minutes going, “no. no. they wouldn’t have called a kids film ‘big fucking giant.’ would they? would they?” (I forgot what "BFG" stood for)

<clevergirl>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2018-02-05 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
has no 1 seriously told u about the gods here