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Not really...well...no. That's not true.

_{[He stretches his neck up a little and points toward the McGuckett household.]}

I got a friend lives over that way. He gave me my shoes. And there was that big party...so I guess I do! But not the pond. I was thinkin' of trying some kelpie stuff out.

_{[And for a moment, Maurice goes quiet. He remembers something. Something from months and months ago. Something Lup had said in the hospital when she'd conned him into causing a little havoc on the nursing staff. And so, out of the fucking blue:]}

What's vore?

[That's.

That's really out of the blue.

And Lup fucking loves it.

The naga looks taken back for only a split second, her bright, green eyes widening in surprise, scaled brows arching upwards under her bangs, but then she's bursting into barking laughter, loud and real and totally unrestrained. Oh no, he's so cute. She's going to keep him.]

If you wanna know you gotta pay the toll, my guy.

_{[Maurice forms a sort of pout when she starts guffawing at him.]}

I'v been thinkin' about it! Lady, I can't never tell if you're coming or going or if you're serious or not! What toll! Just let me see if I can breathe underwater or not!

[Look at that adorable lil pout. Lup's not at all fazed by it. If anything, she looks more delighted.]

A lady's gotta be mysterious, thug. Gotta keep you on your hooves.

[But she finally relents, only slightly, to give Maurice the space he needs to take a big, ol' dive right into the lake.]

Have at it. Free of charge. Just for today.

Mysterious...okay. That's fair, I guess.

_{[He's not suuuper into that answer but, well, she's given him permission to go do his silly splashing around!]

[Maurice tip-hoofs around her as though he expects her to strike out at him. Once he feels like he's out of range, he turns back to the pond. During their exchange, he almost forgot how beautiful it was. Slowly the kelpie wades out until the water is around his shoulders.]}

Honestly, I'm kinda glad you're here. You know. Just in case.

_{[Without further ado, Maurice dips under the water and instantly comes back up spluttering.]}

Do-over! That wasn't it, I'm gonna do it, hang on!

_{[He disappears beneath the surface again and this time he's gone for most of a minute. A few bubbles surface. Shortly after that, an entire horse bursts from the lake's surface and yells a man yell.]}

MY HANDS ARE GOOOOOOOOOOOONE!

[The sincerity in his tone makes the naga roll her eyes, but she's grinning while she slides forward, just to the edge of the lake, scaly arms crossed over her chest. She should probably be watching him more, to make sure the kelpie doesn't trip over his own damn hooves and drown against all odds, but the water reflects against her scales, makes them shimmer even more beautifully than they already are, all of the reds and oranges and yellows simply dazzling.

Soo it's only natural her gaze drops down to her own gorgeous tail, admiring herself.

Until she hears Maurice sputtering and her head jerks up.]

Just be glad I'm not snapping pics of this for the network!

[But then he dips down and returns as a full grown horse. A screaming horse.

And Lup nearly tumbles backwards from the force of her laughter.]

Ho - Holy fuck! You've never gone full horse before?! I'm gonna puke!

NO!

_{[But it came out as NOOH-HOH-HOH-HOH. Because he's a fucking horse now and it's a lot. Maurice abandons his quest for underwater breathing in favor of plunging awkwardly toward the shore. Toward Lup. With his big ass hooves.]}

THIS IS STUPID AND I HATE IT!

_{[He'd shape-shifted before back home and it had never just HAPPENED like this.]}

[Bring it!! Lup is laughing way too much - full body shaking now - to even care there is a goddamn horse stumbling right her way. She even slaps a hand against her brightly-colored hip, shrieking out in laughter.]

This - This is the best thing I've ever seen!! A million times better than Bar goin' full slime that one time! Fuck, I'm gonna friggin' vom!

_{[Lup had best get her vom on because Maurice has arrived and he's bad at how horse legs bend.]}

Shut up! Shut up! Shut--WOAH!!!

_{[He tries to step over her and just full on trips. He's a lot.]}

[He's a lot but also THIS is a lot.

Lup's still cackling when Maurice comes racing at her, furious and offended and dripping from the lake, but then he's stumbling and falling all over her, a tangle of long horse legs and her winding, thicc snake body, an absolute mess of a monster.

She tries to reach for his face, to push him off of her, but her hand pushes at the man's chest instead.]

What the - Get your horse butt offa me!

_{[The horse's broad chest instantly adheres to Lup's hand.]}

I'm trying! My eyes are on the sides of my head I can't tell what way's up!

_{[Maurice twisted his oddly shaped body and tried to roll off of Lup but ended up just rolling her up with him like the world's worst katamari.]}

Ah shit! Shit! I'm sorry!

_{[He tries to stand but it's all bambi on ice except the ice is mud.]}

[hey op, do you take constructive criticism??????]

What the fuck - !

[It doesn't help that her long, coiling body just makes for the perfect rolling into a ball shape, katamari-ing into Maurice with way more ease than she'd like to ever actually admit.]

This is harassment, buddy!

_{[Maurice attempts to explain himself but all that comes out is a WHEEERRRHERRRHERRRHERRHERRR of dismay. He's not a harasser! He's a good boy! He's doing his best! HE JUST WANTED TO GO SWIMMING]

[Swimming! The water! That could wash off the sticky! The horse lurches to his hooves, forelegs splayed, and starts high-stepping back toward the shallows.]}

I'm fixin' it!

[This is what swimming gets you, Maurice! Sent right straight to hell!

There's Lup, flailing around while she's completely stuck to a whole ass entire horse, trying so desperately to summon the strength to just remove herself from this situation, but then she sees the metaphorical lightbulb click over Maurice's head. And it clicks in hers just as quick. He wouldn't...]

Don't you - [Too late.] NO! Don't you dare drown me in the lake, I swear to Pan, I'm gonna swallow your horse ass whole if you fuckin' kill me -

If you don't wanna drown, close your BIG MOUTH!

_{[His ears are blazing hot with embarrassment an frustration and a little honest to goodness anger but once the shallows rise up to his sides he starts to turn in place to find better footing.]

[Ahd then he shakes all over like a huge sticky dog.]}

OFF! OFF! OFF! OFF!

EXCUSE YOU-

[But then her head is absolutely submerged in the shallows and whatever else she has to say is nothing but a stream of angry bubbles spewing from her mouth.

Until Maurice shakes like a dog after a bath and the naga just unceremoniously flops to the ground beneath him, all tangled up in a heap of glistening snake scales, her thick hair a soaking curtain around her face. She pushes herself up on her hands and just flips the hair from her face, where her eyes are full on angry slits.]

You.

_{[When the Naga pulls free, Maurice is overcome with relief. Yes. Good. As much as he liked (???) Lup, he didn't want to live the rest of his life with her stuck to his side and neck.]

As Lup surfaces, Maurice flashes her a triumphant little grin.]}

We did it!

_{[And then he sees her face.]}

I'm gonna go...

[Thaaaaat's probably for the best, Maurice. Go on and gallop on out of here.]

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