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RYSLIG IC INBOX

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, HUTCH77 FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 018.07.154.55 * hutch77 has joined 018.07.154.55 <hutch77>** hello? hello???

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_{[It's late at night.]

[There's no one else at the bar to bother because everyone is either out or Too Drunk to Talk.]

[Y'all know what that means.]}

do u think fairies have feelings

_{[Maurice is actually slouching in a chair instead of chilling in an alley or the woods for once. It's nice having a place to call home.]

[However, a familiar name flashes on his device and he starts to feel his blood boil. However he isn't instantly met with an insult. Weird.]}

um??? yes???? I saw a bug dude say ow like last week

_{[Maurice you are now the receptacle of all of Heather's inebriated night-blogging thoughts.]}

no i mean like did u ever read peter pan

like the original 1

no

i saw the movie tho

why are you talking about this to me? what do you WANT

u kno the whole thing where theyr like

they can only feel 1 thing at a time

like i just wonder if thats a thing here i dont know any fairies

_{[She does not answer his question.]}

_{[Maurice squints at the screen. This mysterious werebear still isn't insulting him. Maybe they're messaging the wrong person again. That was how this all started.]}

I didnt know about that but it would explain why Tinkerbell was such a bitch

_{[We just don't know.]}

she was the BIGGEST bitch

but yea

so like

r the real ones like that

she fucking was she was super gonna kill that little girl!!

um i dont know man

i havent really talked to one. I cannot help you

Why do you need to know???

2 b fair wendy was a fuckin square but like she didnt deserve 2 die damn

and idk im just like soooo drunk rn haha

why dont u know

im so disappointed

oh

_{[His ears fall to the sides. That explains it. Well, he's bored and not hungry for once since being here, so he may as well indulge. There wasn't anything to repair right now.]}

fine I'll give you an answer

no. fairies dont have feelings. They're bug people. bugs are Bad

_{[SORRY MAURICE...]}

hey what do u have against bugs

_{[She'd always weirdly liked them. Maybe because Alessa used to collect butterflies. ... Ugh. She doesn't want to think about Alessa when she's drunk.]}

um because they are THE WROST??????????????

theyre nasty and they got too many legs and they bite and fly

you wanted an answer!!

do u rly hate btterflies

i guess not

unless theyre up close their faces are like Alien and I hate it

why do you CARE

what else do you want my opinion on boxrs vs briefs??

u kno what yea

u sound like u wear rly tight briefs

nerd

IM NOT A NERD YOU ARE THE ONE THAT READS BOOKS

NERD

_{[Oh ho a nerve hath been touched.]}

oh wow r we yelling now

wow

ur mad huh

NO

MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK

_{[Shit if he wanted to keep up the charade he was just going to have to stay in caps now wasnt he.]}

what u just broke it like rite now

thats convenient

ALSO I WEAR BOXERS

FOR YOUR INFORMATION

pretty sure ur lyin other wise u woulda said it b4

lol

briefman

DO YOU WANT TO SEE

I KNOW HOW TO USE THIS COMPUTER BETTER THAN I DID THE LAST TIME WE TALKED

r u literally offering 2 send me underwear pics

i didnt take u 4 that kind of guy

IM NOT A NERD

U DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME!!!

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE

ASKING ABOUT FARIES

YOU ARE THE NER44444444444444444444,

sry i dropped my cup

DID U DROP IT ON UR CAPSLOCK AND FIX IT

WHAT IS THE TRUTH

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