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Maurice Hutch (OC) ([personal profile] toothaches) wrote2017-10-06 05:07 am
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foolishwren: ... COUNT EVEREST (hey what's the world's tallest vampire)

<clevergirl>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2018-03-05 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
2 b fair wendy was a fuckin square but like she didnt deserve 2 die damn

and idk im just like soooo drunk rn haha

why dont u know

im so disappointed
foolishwren: Or do you just rip a hole in your chest and let the locusts fly randomly into the keyboard? (do you like... THINK before you type?)

<clevergirl>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2018-03-05 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
[SORRY MAURICE...]

hey what do u have against bugs

[She'd always weirdly liked them. Maybe because Alessa used to collect butterflies. ... Ugh. She doesn't want to think about Alessa when she's drunk.]
foolishwren: get away from me (... you ship WHAT?!)

<clevergirl>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2018-03-05 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
do u rly hate btterflies
foolishwren: just disappear up that gigantic mountain and never be found (how about you go die on mt everest.)

<clevergirl>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2018-03-05 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
u kno what yea

u sound like u wear rly tight briefs

nerd
foolishwren: except the bike is on fire and you're on fire and everything is on fire and you're in hell (life is so easy its like riding a bike)

<clevergirl>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2018-03-05 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
oh wow r we yelling now

wow

ur mad huh
foolishwren: Looks like SOMEONE hasn't tried finger but hole (HEH...)

<clevergirl>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2018-03-05 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
what u just broke it like rite now

thats convenient
foolishwren: but perhaps through the fairies, we could ask Mothra for help! (it may sound primitive or unscientific..)

<clevergirl>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2018-03-05 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
pretty sure ur lyin other wise u woulda said it b4

lol

briefman
foolishwren: what if i just lost my shit the entirety of it (what if i just lost it)

<clevergirl>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2018-03-05 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
r u literally offering 2 send me underwear pics

i didnt take u 4 that kind of guy
foolishwren: I FOUND A STASH OF FUCKS TO GIVE THAT I'D FORGOTTEN ABOUT (OMG YOU GUYS LOOK)

<clevergirl>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2018-03-05 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
DID U DROP IT ON UR CAPSLOCK AND FIX IT

WHAT IS THE TRUTH
foolishwren: me: *makes fun of the typo, repeats the typo for the next ten minutes straight, makes puns based on the typo, names my firstborn after the typo* (friend: *makes a typo*)

<clevergirl>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2018-03-10 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
[There is NO delay. She was waiting with bated breath.]

LOL R U THE FIFTH GOD
Edited 2018-03-10 05:49 (UTC)